The Grass is Greener…

by This is Carrie on June 13, 2008

…in our next-door neighbors yard. But that’s because it’s fake. Yes-sir-ee. Fake grass. They just put it in. It smells funny, it glimmers in the sun and when it’s hot outside, it burns your feet, other than that it looks completely natural.

I bet you are wondering how you take care of a fake lawn. Apparently you vacuum it. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. Wow. Just wow.

P.S. Those are the feet of a child who loves to be barefoot outside – thus the chipped nailpolish and dirt between the toes. Funny thing: they look exactly like my feet.



Chloe June 14, 2008 at 12:39 am

This lawn took my breath away…not sure for the right reasons though! It is SO hot on your feet and plasticky…such a strange sensation coming from a LAWN.

Gotta love the OC, baby!

dana wyzard June 14, 2008 at 1:20 am

I’ve walked on that stuff before…. I think it was being used to line the floor of a fishing boat. ugh

dandelionmama June 14, 2008 at 4:10 am

I… I… I’m speechless. What..? How..? Holy mackerel. Shiny? Smelly? HOT? I could just continue to babble incoherently- I have never heard of anything like that. Just wow.

Chelsey June 14, 2008 at 4:45 am

This is just a funny post. Personally I like your grass better. Fake grass is weird!

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