To the girls:
“If you root for the Lakers, I will cut off your finger and make you drink a thousand needles” (he has now explained it was a totally appropriate thing to say because of a Japanese pinky swear he had made with them).
To Me:
“Someday, (Baby Brother) will totally sport ‘the tail’.”
“The kids will need to be enrolled in Judo so they can learn how to fall off their mountain bikes without hurting themselves.”

















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He needs to work much longer hours.
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oh sheesh…. can’t. stop. laughing.
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a riot!
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That is so funny!
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The Tail had me laughing out loud.
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